Comments on: Bitten by Britain 2

By: Kit

Kit — Wed, 10 Sep 2008 06:14:20 +0000

You should have tried wetting the knot to make it harder to untie. Now you are back!

By: hathirpithi

hathirpithi — Mon, 08 Sep 2008 10:39:59 +0000

Why photos later? Photos first and all else later, i say!!

By: Payal

Payal — Sat, 30 Aug 2008 00:19:16 +0000

…!

By: Niklas, with his mighty voice

Niklas, with his mighty voice — Fri, 29 Aug 2008 12:52:01 +0000

Here is what you have to do to not come back! Put a small knife in your shoe and tie the most horrible impossible to open knot you can manage and pull it really tight. Use those tourists you snag for your photo to help you.

Then when you go to the airport to fly home, they’ll be all, “You gots a knife on you! Arrest this woman!”

And this is where you lie and say, “No I don’t…and I’m in fact a buggling.”

Then you’ll have to spend loads of time arrested, but since your shoe won’t come off, they can’t get the knife and they won’t have real evidence you have a knife. So they will have to release you. But still they can’t let you on a plane without tearing up years of anti-terrorist laws. And it is unlawful to have people living in your country without making them citizens so they’ll have to make you one.

You better make sure they are comfortable shoes first since you’ll wear them for a rather long time.

By: Payal

Payal — Fri, 29 Aug 2008 09:17:16 +0000

@Marie: Talk to my agent! *giggle* Always wanted to say that, context or not!! About that certain someone… well, he only has like a couple of sentences in the book, but I will be happy to give you a preview when I *sad face* get back.

@Vinod: What do you think? But no photos… I was a bit too embarrassed for that… especially after taking multiple photos of the “tourists’ entrance” to the Hub! That said, I’m off right now to see the real, working police public call box (modelled on the TARDIS) that they have in Earl’s Court in London. Maybe I’ll snag a fellow tourist and ask them to take a photo of me!

@Swapna: I warn you, I have over a thousand photos… and a Dalek video, and some videos on my phone of Loch Ness… Prepare to be deleted… er, I mean, bored!

*sob* Can I not come back?

By: Swapna

Swapna — Fri, 29 Aug 2008 05:54:22 +0000

*Books you on Sept 3 for photos and other downloads.*

By: Vinod Khare

Vinod Khare — Fri, 29 Aug 2008 02:38:56 +0000

Whoa, that’s lots of traveling you’re doing there. So, did you get to stand on the same building Jack does? And jack style, with hands on your hips?

By: Marie

Marie — Fri, 29 Aug 2008 02:30:29 +0000

Hey Jan. Remember book three? Well I was thinking: preview. And you know what? You don’t need to make a public preview. Just a Marie preview. And it doesn’t have to even be a major preview just a preview about a certain son of a certain someone who is with a certain someone else.

Much love,
Marie